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Deceiving the con artist (parte 2)

Continuemos...

(por cierto, mis faltas de ortografía y eso son a propósito)

Yo a mi amigo Idris:
Hello Idris.
I have got in touch with your lawyer as you requested, he seems like a nice person too.
I hope that Mr. Steve has got in touch with you to explain that I was not in town for the last 4 days, that because of a national parade that was held near my town.

You might be quite anxious to start talking this business, and I agree that its time to start arranging this things. What do you think?


We talk soon my friend.
Andrés G.

Y despues de las "fiestas a benito juarez", el abogado me manda este otro:

HI ANDRES,

I GUESS YOU ARE NOW BACK FROM YOUR HOLIDAYS.

IN MY ACKNOWLEDGEMENT MAIL TO YOU LAST TIME, I ASKED FOR YOUR CONTACT DETAILS, TELEPHONE AND FAX NUMBERS.

WE COULD TALK ON PHONE BEFORE FURTHER DETAILS ARE DIVOURGED BY MY OFFICE.

PLEASE MAY WE HAVE THOSE DETAILS NOW?

THANKS AND REGARDS,

BARRISTER STEVE BOSSMAN.


Y yo le digo:
Hello Mr. Bossman.
I am aware of your request and Im working on it. Sinsce i have no landline, i will have to buy either skype credit or a calling card, so please wait a few days.
Would my contact address also help?

thanks again for your help.
Andrés G.


Y tambien le aviso a Idris:
My dear friend.
I am getting in touch with your lawyer right now. As I told him, im working on the way to be able to communicate by telephone, and I also think that it would be a good idea that we spoke so you can see that I am a person of good (due to the nature of the arrangement that we are making)

I will stay in touch.
Andrés


Ahora ya se empieza a poner bueno. El abogado me pide:

Dear Andres,

As we wait for your lines to operate, I would like to know few other personal things from you which are very vital here.

(1) Your Full Names and Full Contact Addresses

(2) Nature of business you are currently engaged in

(3) Country of origin and country of residence if different from origin

(4) Photo passport size

(5) Marital Status and no of children if any

(6) Bank Account Details with Swift Codes

The essence of these information requested is to enable our office to prepare relevant papers that will enable us secure the necessary fund transfer documents from the local authorities here in Dubai.

Note that this fund will be reassigned in your name as the beneficiary, before it could be possible to transfer it to your account. These changes came about as a result of the Sept 11 attack on America and subsequent amendment of the US Patriot Act of 2001, which is the International Law/Act guiding money transfers from country to country.

As soon as all these details are procured, I will send to you, a copy of the working agreement for your study and approval.

Thanks and waiting for your urgent response.

Yours Barrister Steve.


Y yo le doy mis datos:
Hello mister Steve, here i send the information that you requested:

(1) Your Full Names and Full Contact Addresses
Andrés Guelaguetza Páramo

Calle Defecación, número 285
Municipio de Chilindrina, Puebla.
C.P. 12451
México


(2) Nature of business you are currently engaged in
I am a freelance photographer

(3) Country of origin and country of residence if different from origin

México

(4) Photo passport size

(si, le mandé una foto de el señor Salgado Macedonio... luego le mando una de mi moto)

(5) Marital Status and no of children if any

Married and with 3 wonderful children

(6) Bank Account Details with Swift Codes

I do not have a bank account at this moment.


I am thinking that perhaps a bank account would be needed for the transaction, in that case, I can create one.


Best wishes
Andrés



ahí seguimos... chido la banda

Deceiving the con artist

De que se trata esto?
En pocas palabras, lo que se llama Nigerian 419 es el fraude en el cual, un gato* te trata de chacalear.

Pasemos a lo bueno:
Recibo este correo:

Estimado Andres, Te estoy entrando en contacto con en el hecho de que podemos estar de ayuda el uno al otro en desarrollar un largo el durar y relación cordial del negocio como niños del dios y obtener la bendición de él. Soy Sr. IDRIS GARBA el único hijo de último ABDULLAH GARBA de ALHAJI BOUBA y último ABDULLAH de ALHAJA MEMUNA, que fue asesinado en el conflicto de la tierra en Zimbabwe, theowner de las granjas del diario se limitó en Zimbabwe. Él posee a tres granjas del tabaco en Chipinge, y también a dueño de la mayoría de la granja de Glendevon también situado en Chipinge, en Zimbabwe. Te estoy entrando en contacto con pues la necesidad de mí de tener un socio extranjero en tu país ha llegado a ser necesaria debido a mi plan volver a poner a ese país de modo que pueda comenzar un negocio provechoso como el presente la inestabilidad política en Zimbabwe no anima la inversión financiera mientras que el ambiente está no más conducente para cultivar la inversión y sobretodo la seguridad no se asegura, apenas según lo divulgado cerca la mayoría medios internacionales. Me hacen frente con el dilema de invertir esta cantidad de dinero aquí en Suráfrica para el miedo de ir con la misma experiencia en futuro ambos países tienen historia política similar. Si acuerdas actuar como un encargado de fondo para mí y mi familia, lanzaré la suma de dólares de US4.7 MILLÓN ESTADOS UNIDOS a ti si resuelves mis requisitos. El dinero está disponible en el efectivo depositado con una compañía de seguridad, y sobre una respuesta favorable de ti, te dejaré saber la recibirás. Debo también te dejo saber que esta transacción es 100%risk libremente. Soy listo parte con un buen porcentaje negociable como remuneración a ti o un alambique mejor, destina los fondos en empresa de negocio común en un negocio provechoso con ti. Si la oferta abroga a ti, responde a mí cuanto antes, o todavía mejora el contacto mi abogado, Sr. Steve Bossman en stevebossman@lycos.com para otros detalles. Allah bendice a te y a tu familia. Sinceramente suyo Sr. IDRIS GARBA

A lo que yo le contesto:
Que tal mi Amigo Idris, entiendo tu preocupación por tu país. Me interesaria mucho entablar una relación de negocios con usted. Permitame aclararle que soy una persona honesta y de buena fe. Espero recibir noticias de usted, Amigo.

atentamente
Andree Guelaguetza
Chilindrina, México.


y nuestro amigo Idris me contesta:

Dear Andrea,
I am happy to receive your mail.
Please I am also happy to hear you are a good person because I am in this situation for a long time because I dont have anybody honest enough to help me.
But I dont speak spanish but using language translator to write you and I hope you dont mind our communication.
Could please tell me more about you and your country and also to contact my lawyer Mr Stevebossman, who is handling the deal for me. His email is stevebossman@lycos.com.
Give me all details as you communicate with him please.
Thanks and very much happy to deal with you.
Idris
Estimado Andrea,
Me plazco recibir tu correo. Me plazco por favor también oír que eres una buena persona porque estoy en esta situación durante mucho tiempo porque no tengo cualquiera bastante honesto ayudarme. Pero no hablo español pero con el traductor de la lengua para escribir te y me esperar que no importas de nuestra comunicación. Podría satisfacer me dice más sobre ti y tu país y también entrar en contacto con a mi Sr. Stevebossman del abogado, que está manejando el reparto para mí. Su email es stevebossman@lycos.com. Darme todos los detalles como te comunicas con él por favor. Agradece y mucho feliz tratar de ti. El tuyo Idris

Entonces yo le digo:
Hello my Friend Irdis,
Do not worrys, we do not have to use the translator, I have being learning some English for a while, and this is also a very good oportunity for me to practice it.
Im very excited that youve contacted me, as I am always looking forward to meet new people from all arround the world and also for me to learn from other peoples cultures.

Chilindrina, México, is a very peaceful community with lovely people I will try to send a picture somewhen soon.

About the lawyer, is he thrustworthy? will he know im the person who will help in this business?

hope to hear from you soon.
Andrés


Y el culero me dice:
Dear Andres,
Thanks for your mail.
Thanks also for easing the problem of communication here.
my lawyer is the best person I have at the moment to assist me in this business because he was also my father's lawyer when he was alive and moreover we have known him in my country as a trusted lawyer who can keep every little of confidential arrangements.
So open communication with him on various procedures for this investment and lets see how far we can go.
Waiting for your kind response and thanks once more for your time and attention.
Regrds,
Idris.

Entonces yo le mando un correo al "abogado" diciendole:
Hello, this is Andrés G., I dont know if Mr.Idris Garba has told you that Im the person to help him in his business. He gave me your address so I could contact you and ask you for some of the technical/legal aspects of the business.

By the way, I will not have internet access for the next 3-4 days because it will be the national cellebrations that conmemorate the birthday of Benito Juarez, the father of our nation. Anyway, ill try to reach you and Mr. Idris next monday/tuesday.

If you speak to him, please tell him that im sorry if he could not reach me this weekend, I will get in touch as soon as I come back.


Mr. Andrés G.


Iré poniendo el seguimiento de mi odisea: "Estafando a los estafadores"


.pura calidad
.chido la banda


*antes sólo lo hacian los nigerianos, ahora puede ser de cualquier lado

En Exclusiva: la razón por la que no he escrito

He enfocado ultimamente todas mi energía creativa a lo del show.
Este receso bloguero durará una semana más.
Gracias por su "comprension", pinches culeros.