"Ya la armaron", asi que me mandan ya todo para que les mande el baro:
Dear Andre,
Thanks for all the information you have supplied to us. But as you rightly pointed out, a transaction of this magnitude cannot be done without involving a legal process from the banks.
Please endeavour to open a Bank account as quickly as possible because nothing can be done without going through the banking process.
Secondly, we will like to know the possibility of your flying down to Dubai, UAE, so that this transaction will be brought to a logical conclusion.
During your visit all "Memorandum of Agreement" will be signed. You will also open a "Domiciliary Bank Account" (Bank Account opened in US$), so that this fund could be easily transferred to your designated account in Mexico.
Meanwhile, with the information supplied so far to us, we will commence immediately to process the relevant documents required to change the fund ownership to your name. But we definitely need a contact telephone number as this is a basic requirement in procurring some Transfer Documents from the local authorities here.
Moreso, you are required to provide our office with the sum of Two Thousand United States Dollars (US$2000), which will be used to swear a "Court Affidavit", before application for the documents will be made in your name. obtaining Court Affidavit in your name is the first step in the whole process since you are not a citizen of this country and such huge amount is coming to your region.
You can send this money through Western Union money transfer to our accountant: Mr Nathaniel Osuji, Dubai, United Arab Emirates
As soon as we receive this money from you, documentations will start immediately.
Thanking you for your understanding and looking forward to hearing from you soonest.
Yours Barrister Steve.
Despues me mandan algo asi como un "Memorandum of agreement", pero ese no lo pongo, estaba tan de hueva que ni yo lo lei.
{{{Luego, unos 4 mails de ida y vuelta que no estaban cagados}}}
Yo le contesto al abogado:
Hey Steve, as I told Mr. Idris some days ago (or perhaps it was in the mail that you never received?, im not very sure), but i said that the agreement is very good and i agree (no pun) with it and I am looking forward to sign it.
As I told you before, I am a photographer, so I am trying to get NEZ, the art magazine that finances most of my trips, to send me to UAE so we can speak in person like you told me.
If you speak to Mr. Idris, please tell him that I am sorry for not updating him in the last few days with the lastest information but I will try to reach him tonight (right now I have to go because my friend Carlos Trejo, the best cebiche cooker in town has invited me and my wife for lunch)
thanks for EVERYTHING
Andrés
2 dias despues, IDRIS me dice:
A lo que yo contesto:
I know I know, I told Mr. Steve that I would try to reach you after going to dinner with my friend but I cot a very bad diarrea because of the cebiche.
I just recieved my itinerary and I will be able to be at Dubai for 2 or 3 days (the magazine will confirm me on monday about the flights and everything, but they already told me that the trip will start arround April 13)
Anyway, I have almost completed the 2000 Dollars (I had to get my hands dirty to get the money).
Our barrister requested me to send the money via a secure company, but a friend suggested me to give him the money directly since I will be able to give him the money directly at Dubai, but I honestly don't know how safe would it be to carry so much money in my secret pocket. What would you recommend me to do??
Love
Andres
P.S. Please gather all your family to pray for my son Gugo Eugenio, because we had to pause his AIDS treatement for a few days.
...es casi triste lo pendejos que pueden llegar a ser estos carnitas... ...casi...
